Also, guys, it will be really helpful if you can see girls as, like, people...– John Green (via spaceinvadersagainsthomophobia)
riceballhika: if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath and be like “I AM THAT CHARACTER”
queenofmultitasking: absoluutebliss: first of all, who allowed me on the internet #the opening line of my biography
saya-desu-ne: out of the corner of your eye you spot him shia lebouf
Sherlock: Walk up to the crime scene
John: ... no
Sherlock: This is what I see
Sherlock: I got John H. Watson-
John: A bit-
Sherlock: - Staring at me
John: ... not good
Sherlock: I got deductions in my head and I ain't afraid to show it
Sherlock: Show it
Sherlock: Show it
Sherlock: I'M SHERLOCK AND I KNOW IT
odair: thebogonoslo: odair: there’s a special place in hell for the person who says ‘present’ when everyone else says ‘here’ Follow this amazing blog, super funny and full of the coolest posts!! there’s a special place in hell for you, too
johndavesexual: fun fact did you know that hell’s national anthem is actually a five year old playing ‘hot cross buns’ on the recorder
I wish Tumblr was like connected to our closets...
benedictatorship: And the celebrtities we like can go straight to our beds.
theysaidspeakmeow: youshouldvesaidnobaby: ...
katsiel: andlatitude: mycroft: the hipster side of tumblr is legitimately terrifying to me. don’t tell me you can blog all day about skinny girls in paisley dresses and fields without losing your mind a little bit. #this implies that the fandom side of Tumblr is completely sane #I was not aware of the fact that there are sane sides of tumblr
moraniarty: you’re walking in the woods there is no one around and your phone is dead out of the corner of your eye you spot him shia labeouf
Mrs Hudson: Knock knock
John: Who's there
Mrs Hudson: Nacho
John: Nacho who?
Mrs Hudson: Nacho housekeeper
trentofsky: There was a point that Obama made his tumblr and no one knew, so therefore no one followed him. That means there was a point when I had more followers than Obama. And my mother said I would never accomplish anything by being on the Internet all day. Bitch, I had more followers than THE MOTHERFUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. SUCK IT.
c-c-chuck: misplacedsmiles: lit-archangel22: themicawber: vondell-swain: time-miss: videohall: “Evacuated Tube Transport could take you around the world in just 6 hours.” oh god but that would be really scary?? like economically and time wise it’s great and useful but that’d have to be real frightening like in a small little tube shooting through the air like thats sorta what...
if i summon satan in the middle of class do you think the teacher will excuse me
doctorsbowtie: Do you ever stop to wonder maybe Doctor Who is real and the BBC “writers” have stumbled upon the journal of River Song and are adapting it as best they can, changing names, etc so we all just think its a TV show?
doctoroket: kakarikovillage: the snack that smiles back children
perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally.
crumblebread: remember that time two guys kissed on the mouth on nickelodeon
amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me