party rock is not in the house tonight, but i can take a message and let them know that you called
Do colors have fandoms
Can I be like ughh purple is so awesome
I totally ship it with turquoise
I ship Purquoise. I even drew some smut for it (NSFW):
I ship Black with everything, Black goes with everything
Black is the Captain Jack Harkness of the colour fandom.
i laugh at people who are like “we don’t need another spider-man trilogy”
no you know what movie we really don’t need
a katy perry documentary
Isabelle Fuhrman (via thisasian)
ISABELLE FUHRMAN WROTE A CLOVE FANFIC
EVERYTHING ELSE IS IRRELEVANT
how do you look down at your beautiful baby that you carried for nine months and spent so many hours giving birth to and this thing is going to change your life etc etc
how do you do that
and then decide to name that baby laquisha
- Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
- Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
- Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
- Obama: Supports gay marriage.
- Obama: Education for all!
- Obama: Universal healthcare!
- Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
- Americans: You're destroying this country.
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
If you really feel that personally victimized by the fact a cookie company supports gay rights, you need to take a look at your life.
I mean it’s not like every time you buy a cookie two men come and have sex on your kitchen counter.
Every time you buy a cookie, you buy a cookie.
Then eat it.
And if two men want to have sex on my kitchen counter everytime I buy a cookie…
I’m down with that too.
why do pretty people use the internet liKE YOU CAN ACTUALLY GO PLACES IN LIFE WHY ARE YOU HERE SWEETHEART
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
*insert name here* has sent you a Farmville request
The Black Cauldron was Disney’s 25th animated feature.
1,000th visitor Internet pop ups
it’s ok for me to make straight jokes trust me i have a straight friend
when you think about it, the song ‘let the bodies hit the floor” is really just a darker version of ‘it’s raining men’