Biggest compliment a guy could get: You remind me of Augustus Waters
furrys: im afraid that school is going to conflict with my blog so i cant go
ordile: ATTENTION FRIENDS: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FEEL NEGATIVE EMOTIONS OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SIT ON YOUR FLOOR AND MAKE THIS FACE UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER
niggaimdeadass: fapitalism: I made two Chinese...
David's Adorable Reactions to Messing Up:
davidtennantssideburns: The Mess Up: The Panic: Run Awaaayyyyyyy Oh God I should not just leave that there: Oohhh Shit I did that
twentyytwopointeightmiles: canieatthisshit: polterpastry: gladosisbestpony: Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber Sponsored by Crocs and internet explorer with movie posters written in comic sans
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
rel-ecno: losing friends to people you helped them meet
i have a lot of clothes for someone who basically wears the same three outfits over and over again.
i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in he looked at the tv and saw: and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw: then me again, and then to the tv one last time: then he just walked away without saying anything well that was really awkward
1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS
pe teacher: u walked the whole mile in 30 minutes how do u expect to pass
me: "It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop." - Wisdom of Confucius
So I'm going to Japan for 8 days
I probably won’t be able to get online often D; BUT OH WELL!!!! AAAHHH!!!! -feels the jealous vibes-
When something happens in a fandom I'm not in:
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
fixingyourlies: if i ever become famous, this blog never happened.